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I honestly think these gobshites like my responses

Below is an email that arrived in my inbox this morning.


I feel quite safe dealing with you in this business proposition though,this
medium (Internet) has been greatly abused, I choose to reach youthrough it
because it still remains the fastest, surest and most secured medium of

Am Mr Ali Dangote, i work with the Banque international du Burkina-Faso (BIB),
i have a deal which i will like you to do with me ,then after we share the
money 40%60,and the amount is 50million dollars,reply urgently and i hope you
capable to handle this transaction, make sure you have good account number
for the deal I will send you full details on how the business will be

Please keep this proposal as a top secret  and delete if you are not
Your Full Name…………..
Your Sex…………
Your Age………..
Your Country…………..
.Passport / driving license…….
Marital Status…………
Your Occupation…………
Your Personal Mobile Number………………..
Your Personal Fax Number…………….

Mr Ali Dangote  (B.I.B)

And now my response

Dear Mr Dangote

I am delighted that you could overcome the fear and the stigma that the Internet portrays to offer me such a deal, I agree this form of communication has been greatly abused, mainly by low life penis sniffers who take advantage of the stupid but I still believe it is one of the most secure methods of doing a 50 million dollar deal, other unenlightened people would believe it was a scam and not entertain it, but in the 30secs it took me to read your email I have grown to trust you and I would be happy to part with the gunk from my over-ripe anal infection to secure this deal with you.

Its really quite tasty

Its really quite tasty

20 millions dollars (my 40%) is such a large amount but Im sure my Abby National plus-saver account wont have a problem dealing with such a transaction and dont worry about keeping the deal “Top Secret” If any government body enquires about my new found wealth I will explain that I have invented a new cure for genital herpes that I sell in Internet cafes in Lagos.

Here is the information you requested:

Your Full Name: Elmer J Fudd
Your Sex: Rough and Nasty sheep shagging
Your Age: 12 and a half
Your Country:
.Passport / driving license:

My Passport Photo

My Passport Photo

Marital Status: Married to my sister
Your Occupation: Vaginal infection taster (Yes taster not tester)
Your Personal Mobile Number: 1800 eatshit
Your Personal Fax Number: N/A

If theres anything else you need please let me know.

It would be a pleasure to do business with you, besides  my wife and myself could really do with the money, she has some issues she feels self conscious about and the money will go along way to help.

Me (on the left) and my wife

Me (on the left) and my wife



As usual I am still waiting for a response 🙂


May 1, 2009 - Posted by | Uncategorized


  1. oh my god your too funny. You have a calling.

    Comment by ginger porter | June 30, 2010 | Reply

  2. Lend us a tenner.

    Comment by Philip Brennan | December 9, 2011 | Reply

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