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Email Scam: My reply to Miss Jane shantel Kamara

Before I start this post let me make a couple of points quite clear to those who dont know me.

1.) I am not in the slightest bit racist, I traced the origin of this email to an Internet cafe in Lagos Nigeria hence the response.

2.) This email is a scam, don’t be stupid enough to fall for something like it.

3.) I have a very dry sense of humour.

4.) I am very crude and offensive, If you are anyway sensitive fuck off and read someone else’s blog.

While minding my own business yesterday I received an email from a Miss Jane shantel Kamara, many of you may have received this email before but today I have decided to reply.

Below is the email I got:

From Miss Jane shantel Kamara.
Abidjan, Cote D’Ivoire.
West Africa.
Avenue 12 Rue Reine Abla Poku,
12 Bp 7854 Abj 12, Cote D’Ivoire.
Dearest one,
It is my pleasure to write you after  consideration,  since I can not be able to see you face to face, at first,  please I need your help.  I am Miss Miss Jane shantel Kamara. the only Daughter of late Mr & Mrs Richard Kamara, from  Cote D’Ivoire. (I am 22years of age.) My father was a liability Cocoa and Gold merchant in Abidjan Cote D’Ivoire before his untimely death.  After his business trip to Tunisia, to nagociate on a cocoa and gold business he wanted to invest in Tunisia,  a week after he came back  from Tunisia, he got an accident with my mother of which my mother died instantly but my father died five days after in a private hospital. On that faithful afternoon, I didn t know that my father was going to leave me after I had earlier lost my mother,  but before he gave up the ghost, it was as if he knew he was going to die.  He my father, (MAY HIS SOUL REST IN PERFECT PEACE)  he called me to his bed side and told me that he deposited the sum of ($12,500,000.00) Twelve Million Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars in a bank here in  Cote D’Ivoire.
That the money was meant for his cocoa and Gold business he wanted to establish in Tunisia,  according to my father he deposited the money in a fixed suspense account using my name as the next of kin, He instructed me to seek  for a reliable and trust worthy business partner for my life time investment abroad.  Now I have succeeded in locating the deposit documents and the bank where this money is here in Abidjan, Cote D’Ivoire.  Due to war in my country  Cote D’Ivoire., I am now seeking for your assistance to help me transfer this money out from my country Cote D’Ivoire to your account abroad so that we should invest it in any meaningful and lucrative business in your country because this is my only hope in life.  I am willing to offer you 15% of the total fund if only you can help me out of my present predicame.
I seek your assistance in the follwing ways:
(1.) To provide a bank account where this money can be transfered into.
(2.) To make arrangements for me to come over to your country after the successful transfering of this money into your account, to come and further my education.
(3.) To help invest this money in a profitable business since I am only 22yrs of age and do not know much about business.
(4) To sponsor me transfer this money into your account,
(5). I want you to promise me that you are not going to betray me after the money gets into your account.
The worst part of it is that my uncle is trying to kill me over this money because I refused to hand him over the documents covering this money, He has sold all my father’s landed properties including his cars which rightful belong to me and now he want me to hand over the banking document of my father in my possesion which I refused. Now he said that he will have this money by all means even if it means killing me, so because of this I ran away from home and hide in a hotel,pending when this money will be transfered so that I can leave the country for my safty.
Please reply
Thank’s and God bless you.
Yours sincerely,
Miss Jane shantel Kamara.
and below was my reply:
Dear Miss Jane Shantel Kamara

Thank you for your heart felt email and let me give you my condolences on your parents tragic and untimely death, I am horrified to hear of your uncles antic’s, Is there anyway you can get the authorities involved?

Your offer of 15% of 12.5 million dollars is so generous I find myself asking what have I done in my life for god to grace me with such good fortune?
But alas I am afraid I must decline this once in a lifetime offer as you see I am at a period of transition in my life, where I will strive to become a better person.
Let me explain
I am a toe-rag, the lowest of the low, scum of the earth, a real piece of shit (I know all this sounds harsh but I must admit it to myself if I am to change my life for the better) I am a cerebrally-challenged lump of vaginal fungus.
Please let me elaborate on my self-loathing
My name is actually Ottah I am a 15year old Nigerian from Lagos
When I’m not out eating nob (penis) cheese or masturbating goats I spend my time in an Internet cafe preying on the young, old and stupid people of society.
I send thousands of emails a day trying to convince ordinary, decent (albeit stupid) people to part with their hard earned cash,
I scour the dating websites and disguise myself as a 19yr old naive girl in trouble hoping that some dirty old fucker will send me cash to bring me to his country or as a 33yr old Nigerian doctor working for free in war torn Africa helping little children and wanting to come to London to finish my studies (you wouldn’t believe how many women fall for that one). Or even as a young 22yr old girl who has been left a fortune by her parents but her life is in danger (I cant remember where I heard this one before???, all the horse cock I suck must be affecting my memory!).
So you see I truly am a horrible individual, If I was to be reincarnated I would be a tapeworm in the bowels of a dung beetle or a lump of shit that sticks to your arse hair, I really am a hemorrhoid on humanity’s bum cheeks.
But I digress,
In response to the ways I can assist you

(1) Unfortunately a parasite like me does not have a bank account, but I assure you If you give me your bank details I can have it empty for you within a matter of seconds.
(2) As I am a pus-licking fart-taster and live down the road from you this will not be a problem.
(3) I have a credit card scam going that you can invest in, Its very profitable
(4) See answer 1
(5) I would never betray someone from the same abortion bucket as me!

Apart from the above answers I am at a loss of ways to assist you,
So for now I bid you farewell,
God bless

P.S: don’t you just hate the way monkey sperm gets caught in between your teeth?

Ottah Agu (AKA RedPox1st)

Nigeria Scam Cafe Lagos

Nigerian Scam Cafe Lagos

Strangely enough i am still waiting for her to reply 🙂
I hope you have enjoyed this and remember if its to good to be true, Its a Scam

February 10, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | 2 Comments